What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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