btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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