If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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