I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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