She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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