That's intense
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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