I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Randomize
