You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
You're a waste of cheezeits
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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