I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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