You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Did I show you my penis last night?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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