I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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