I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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