Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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