2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
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