Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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