I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I will pee on everything he values.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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