Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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