I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I have post one night stand depression
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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