are you still at the devil's house?
Where is the hickey?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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