What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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