Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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