we're blogging at a bar
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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