don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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