does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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