She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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