I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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