oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
why do cheetos always look like penises
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i came on her dog
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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