i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
accomplished twins. life is a go
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day â¤ï¸
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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