we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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