Nicole vs. Life
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I have aggressive nipples.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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