HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Randomize
