we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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