i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
Randomize
