So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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