hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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