? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
another moral hangover. fuck.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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