She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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