i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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