I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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