Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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