What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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