We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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