We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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