actually, I'm a sock model
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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