when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
i believe in u and ur pee
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
