Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
don't judge my taste in strippers
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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