Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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