She said her name was "party"
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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