the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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