Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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